Try Not To Be A Puny Twiglet All Your Life – Check Out How To Gain Muscle Here
25 04 2009Well Hello Loser! I’m sure you’re reading this now because you’re living the NOT so first class life of a scrawny twiglet. Am I right? Of course I’m right, you wound up on this web page didn’t you!?
You’ve probably been searching online for a while now, to find some sort of special ‘secret’ to gain muscle. Some sort of pill, powder or special workout routine… Well, let me take great joy in bursting your bubble right now! The only two steps you can take to gaining muscle are to eat right and lift weights. And that’s it!
Let’s you and I get a few things straight before we go any further. I’m a rude, obnoxious jerk! If you met me, I can guarantee that you wouldn’t like me. But guess what… I couldn’t care less! I can score chicks in my sleep with a physique like mine, so do you really think I value your opinion? Heck NO!
Although, it is my job to help skinny twerps like you gain muscle. And I’m an expert in it, after all. So I thought I’d thrash out this article while I’ve nothing to do.
When I was starting out on my own muscle gaining goals, I searched and read through the internet a hell of a lot, and now, I can personally tell you that there is a lot of BS online on how to gain muscle. Lots of different companies trying to sell you lots of useless supplements, pills and powders, and lots of idiots trying to pan off some lame ass body building program that they must have found on the back of some advertising leaflet they picked up at their gym.
Let me fill you in on the so called ‘secret’ you’ve been waiting to hear. If you want to REALLY learn how to gain muscle, then you’re going to have to fork out a few dollars on… not supplements… not a personal trainer… but a proper self tailored muscle gain program. Now I’m not talking about breaking the bank here. You can get top quality gain muscle programs online for about the price of a tub of protein or less.
Mind you, there are only a handful of top quality programs out there, and all the rest don’t really give you the whole picture – so don’t get scammed!
A top program will give you info on what you need to know, including:-
* How to eat
* Times to eat
* Why you need to eat certain foods
* What foods to avoid
* How to train in the gym
* How many times you’ll need to train per week (depending on your goals at that specific time)
* How long each session in the gym should last
* The correct exercises and form to perform them in
* What you shouldn’t do in the gym
* Important roles of hormones that help you gain muscle
* How to control your hormones such as testosterone and growth hormone, to help you gain muscle quicker
* The best times and ways to rest when bulking up
I could sit here all night as the list really does go on and on…
Anyway, like I was saying before… Instead of hitting the gym and doing what you’re friends tell you to do, or what you’ve read online, spend a few bucks on getting professional information and you’ll not go wrong.
How many buckets of protein powder, weird supplements and monthly gym memberships have you paid for so far? Take a stab in the dark right now and try to estimate how much thats all came up to. And how much progress have you made? I’m gonna guess little or none! So stop being a pathetic timewaster and tacke the problem from the source. Get a professionally written 1 2 3 guide on how to gain muscle and you’ll not waste any more of your time or money… Or you can just stay a scrawny twerp forever – doen’t really bother me!
Take care loser!
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